Are you ever merrily skipping along through your day and then suddenly… “Fuck, my tongue itches?”
Tag: silliness
Forgetful
Today was an opportunity to learn. Learning how to do cardless cash because I forgot my wallet when leaving home to go to the office today. So, it turns out that, spending record amounts of hours alone in a caravan can actually bring on early dementia. On the plus side my favourite coffee shop has…
The Orchid
I have worked out that when it comes to working from home, conditions have to be absolutely perfect in order for me to thrive: Caffeinated enough that I am productive but not too caffeinated to the point that I am anxious about things such the colour of the table I am working at The temperature…
Adulting
You tend to lose the upper hand when you can’t tell your significant other to get fucked when they tell you to “Act like a grown up” when you’ve opened a bag full of marshmallows and stuffed several into your mouth meaning that you’re unable to speak. Y’know, so I’ve heard.