Skip straight past the ‘Winter Is Coming’ memes and go straight to ‘Fuck me, how did it get so cold so quickly?’ memes.
It’s a strange temperature today. I’m not sure what the number is but it’s the sort of temperature where I’m cold because I’ve lived in Australia long enough to have acclimatized (that auto correct to a ‘z’ makes me uncomfortable but I don’t have the confidence to overrule a spell checker) but not so cold that I can complain to my UK friends about it.
However whether I’m right in being able to whinge about it or not, one thing I’m sure of is that I look an absolute dick sitting alone in a caravan with a wooly hood up and the sort of face that would be more suited to a lone plane crash survivor in a snow covered tundra.
Especially when I left the house I left the rest of the family tucked up in bed with a cup of tea and the heater on. Which the dog took as an invitation to jump on the couch.
(The dog is not allowed on the couch.)