Once you get a fly in a caravan, it’s impossible to get it back out
It’s quite difficult to look interested on a work video conference whilst privately and surreptitiously texting someone else in the meeting about how shit the meeting is
You don’t have to wear underwear if you don’t want to
It is possible to watch a Rich Hall comedy special whilst reading file notes and setting up an isolation online therapeutic space
I think way too much about things I can blog – that I never get around to blogging – when I should be working
A caravan wall, a garage and some internal stairs are just enough to ensure that the internet signal drops out intermittently making tasks take 3 times longer than they need to
